this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.
Stuff My Roommate Says in His Sleep by DeaconBlue1
Stop murdering me
my 18yo brother called out for help in his sleep anand when i went to him he said “no no not from you” and continued to sleep
My sister said one time “I can’t see the toilet from here you planned this all along.”
So my grandmother moved her to the bathroom and woke her up for school.
My sister use to talk in her sleep, an one time we were camping an her and I shared a tent and in the middle of the night she screamed “I can’t put my stuff there!!! Ralph took half the cupboard!!!” To this day we still do not know a Ralph.
one time I woke myself up because I shouted “Alex, stop it!” And my brother - who is Alex - shouted back “I didn’t do anything!” He sounded so offended.
one time at a girl scout sleepover, this one girl fell asleep before us other three in the room, and she said stuff for hours… and we thought it was all fun and games, we even got sad when she stopped… but after a few minutes of silence, she comes out with “It’s killer night.” and I swear we all screamed like little girls.
That last one got me good.
its weird to grow up and suddenly all ur friends are married
reopening this putrid au with a shitty school drawing
THIS COMIC IS IMPORTANT AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE IT
studying for your finals like